Friday, September 25, 2009

Friday Funny - Top Ten Country Western Songs

Top Ten Country Western Songs:

10. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body but Mine

9. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed With an Ugly Woman but I've Woke Up With a Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

6. I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dogfight Even if I Thought She Could Win

5. I'm so Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off with My Best Friend and I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She Gets Better Lookin' with Every Beer

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night That Chewed My Ass All Day

Thought a little humor would be a fun way to start the weekend :)


Joy De Vivre Design said...

Those are great! #5 is my favorite! I needed a laugh today, thanks!

Shannon said...

Very funny! :)

Coastal Sisters said...

This are too hilarious!


artangel said...

These are all hilarious - may have to steal some of those as one liners! Thanks for the giggle! x

Rosebud Collection said...

I have been a lousy visitor, but here I am..Just wrote to your sister too..When I saw your country titles..My dad use to tell us of a country song, "I was looking back to see, if she was looking back at me" something like that..we would get the biggest kick out of it.
Have a good weekend. xoxoRosebud.

Anonymous said...

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