Top Ten Country Western Songs:
10. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body but Mine
9. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed With an Ugly Woman but I've Woke Up With a Few
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
6. I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dogfight Even if I Thought She Could Win
5. I'm so Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off with My Best Friend and I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
2. She Gets Better Lookin' with Every Beer
And the Number One Country & Western song is...
1. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
Thought a little humor would be a fun way to start the weekend :)