Happy Halloween!I hope everyone has a safe & enjoyable Halloween. We'll be sitting out side watching all the kids go through our neighbors haunted house that they set up and passing out candy to all the little goblins.
Before I go for the weekend, I leave you with some Halloween humor:
- How do you tell twin witches apart?
Actually, you can't tell which witch is which.
- What did 3 vampires order at the bar?
Two bloods and a blood light.
- What is a vampires favorite ice cream?
Veinella.
- Did you hear about the new Dracula doll?
Wind it up and it bites Barbie on the neck.
- What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Boojeans.
- What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A handful of sheet!
- What did one ghost whisper to the other ghost?
I see people.
Haaaaaaappy Halloweeeeeeen!
Rocki
7 comments:
LOL! Fabulous cheesy jokes Rocki!! Wishing you a wonderful weekend as well! :o)
hehe I'll be sure to pass those jokes on to my little one - I'm sure he'll get a kick out of those!
Happy Halloween to you!
so corny <3 from now on i only wear boojeans :)
have a happy halloween!!!!
Oh "bleep" Debi!!!! These are hilarious :-D I love the "two bloods and a blood light". HAH!!!! I'll be sending you some pics later today on our Halloween. It was cool!
Love the Jokes sis. Hope you had a great Halloween.
OMG!!! You're such a card!! I loved all your spooooky jokes!! Wishing you a fabulous Halloween (belated, oops!) and a wonderful weekend!!
What is the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
Sorry about that.
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