Santa baby, I know that you are REAL busy at this time of year, as always, but I have a few little requests. Well, actually it's my "wish list", if you please.
Dear Santa,
I've been a very good girl all year. Okay, except the few times when the "other woman" came out, but that only happens once or twice a year, so please give me a break. Besides, I have NO control over her.
This past year I've worked very hard to build my business PLUS try to keep up with the house stuff like cooking, cleaning, grocery shopping, laundry, ironing, dog present patrol... okay, so I'm slacking in that department, but again, give me a break on this too.
Now that the holidays are approaching, quite quickly I might add, I find myself running out of time. So, below is all I ask for:
1. Peace on earth, loving kindness and compassion for all beings
2. More time
3. Chef (must cook a wheat/dairy free & vegan diets, plus whatever Mark wants)
4. Live in housekeeper (not too cute please, unless it's a guy ;)
5. Landscaper (my dad's too busy to pop over here)
6. More time
7. Assistant (must be familiar with all aspects of Etsy & Excel Spreadsheets)
8. Massage Therapist (see #2)
9. More time
10. Another me (so I can work faster than I already do)
11. Sleep through the night (every night please)
12. Personal shopper (I wasn't born with the shopping gene)
Santa baby, I will be on my very best behavior if you could fill this tiny little list. Oh, and in case I didn't mention it, more time would be very nice.
Thank you!
Love,
Rocki
9 comments:
Wow, your list is just like mine!
What a cute post ;)
Whats this???!!?? Can I believe my eyes? *rub rub* TWO posts from Rocki in a week?? Yaaaaaaaaay!!! Heheee, and your list is perfect. How 'bout I just cut and paste that lil diddy? Cause I want everything you've asked for. Day-um. Lol! Oooh Santaaaa....I luuuuuvvv you...♥
Great post Rocki :o) Have a wonderful day my friend. :o)
My sweet, sweet, sister....this is a lovely list and I'm sure Santa could help you out as long as the housekeeper is NOT me this time!! I still have nightmares of when I stayed with you and you made me scrub your floors, toilets, walls, even your teeth. The memories are just too great and now I must check myself back into the mental hospital. NOOOO...not the floss!!!!!
hahahahahah ;-) HEY...that Santa looks a lot like Dad!!
Funny how much your list looks exactly like Sharon's. The whole more time thing is so hard to find, haven't found a shop yet that is selling that :) Hope you get everything on your list sis.
Hey, what you do steal my list??? I need those things too, ok well, not the cute guy, already have one of those. ;-) (SBM = Safe Blog Mode)
Here's wishing ALL your Christmas wishes come true dear sis!♥
Oooooh! I want a personal chef... and some more time... and I gueeeess peace on Earth if we're going all the way! ;) Oh, by the way, there's a super special secret surprise on my blog! What could it beeeee?!
Now this is a lovely list for Santa..Aren't you happy with the warm weather..Gee, I am freezing here..and to think you are wearing shorts..Damn.
Thanks everyone for your comments! I have put in a good word with Santa for all of you! He said that he'll throw away the coal he had set aside and has replaced it with something very nice! LOL! Couldn't resist that one :)
You are just Rockn' sister!!
Merry Christmas!!!
♥
The Mooney Family
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