Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Got Jokes?


I'm turning to my blogging buddies for jokes. Why, you ask? Because my one-liners have runneth dry. Every morning I text our friends Danny & Margi (Danny is the one with lung cancer) with a silly one liner to start their day off with. I've done this for about 2 months now and am TOTALLY out of jokes.

What am I looking for? Anything really. From silly kid jokes to blonde jokes to dirty jokes to, well, anything goes - EXCEPT no racist jokes - do don't those at all. Danny loves a variety and we all have a bit of warped since of humor.

One-liners are the best as they are easier to text, but I'll take anything. Humor is the best medicine no matter how silly, goofy, dirty, etc. and I need to continue giving them their dose every morning.

For instance:

Why did the male bubble follow the female bubble down the drain?
He wanted to see her bust!
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How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper!
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What do call a bunch of blondes in a freezer?
Frosted Flakes!
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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower with a yellow canary?
Shredded Tweet!
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What did Tigger see when he looked in the toilet?
Pooh!
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What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat'em!
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What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull?
Lipstick!
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What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool?
Air bubbles!

Okay, now that you get the idea, please feel free to submit your jokes in the comment section - as many and as often as you like. Don't be shy now, I'll take ANYTHING and everything (no racists jokes please). Danny's not not shy either, he's an ex-marine and can handle anything thrown at him. He loves to laugh and I love making him laugh.

I'll be back later on today to visit your blogs. I have an orthodontist appointment this morning - I may be laughing with metal in my mouth soon. I wonder if I could make them out of my Sterling Silver.... hmm.

Make me laugh!

☼ Rocki

5 comments:

Rosebud Collection said...

You know what, my brain froze..as soon as I tried to think of a one liner..gone..nothing..Will keep trying..It is true, laughter is the best medicine..keeping him in my thoughts..

Baobab Love said...

Here is a tame one but an old favorite of mine:

"What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, and goes back across the road?"



"A dirty double crosser!"

Rocki's Rock 'n Beads said...

Thanks for the thoughts rosebud :)

LOL! Love that one baobab! Thanks so much - I sent that one to him this morning :)

Walk in the Woods said...

What's green and dangerous?




A frog with a machine gun. ::groan::

Grizzly Mountain Arts said...

I just read a great joke and immediately remembered this post! Here goes!

What did one saggy boob say to the other?



We'd better perk up or people will think we're nuts!