Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Got Jokes?

I'm turning to my blogging buddies for jokes. Why, you ask? Because my one-liners have runneth dry. Every morning I text our friends Danny & Margi (Danny is the one with lung cancer) with a silly one liner to start their day off with. I've done this for about 2 months now and am TOTALLY out of jokes.

What am I looking for? Anything really. From silly kid jokes to blonde jokes to dirty jokes to, well, anything goes - EXCEPT no racist jokes - do don't those at all. Danny loves a variety and we all have a bit of warped since of humor.

One-liners are the best as they are easier to text, but I'll take anything. Humor is the best medicine no matter how silly, goofy, dirty, etc. and I need to continue giving them their dose every morning.

For instance:

Why did the male bubble follow the female bubble down the drain?
He wanted to see her bust!
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper!
What do call a bunch of blondes in a freezer?
Frosted Flakes!
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower with a yellow canary?
Shredded Tweet!
What did Tigger see when he looked in the toilet?
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat'em!
What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull?
What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool?
Air bubbles!

Okay, now that you get the idea, please feel free to submit your jokes in the comment section - as many and as often as you like. Don't be shy now, I'll take ANYTHING and everything (no racists jokes please). Danny's not not shy either, he's an ex-marine and can handle anything thrown at him. He loves to laugh and I love making him laugh.

I'll be back later on today to visit your blogs. I have an orthodontist appointment this morning - I may be laughing with metal in my mouth soon. I wonder if I could make them out of my Sterling Silver.... hmm.

Make me laugh!

☼ Rocki


Rosebud Collection said...

You know what, my brain froze..as soon as I tried to think of a one liner..gone..nothing..Will keep trying..It is true, laughter is the best medicine..keeping him in my thoughts..

Baobab Love said...

Here is a tame one but an old favorite of mine:

"What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, and goes back across the road?"

"A dirty double crosser!"

Rocki's Rock 'n Beads said...

Thanks for the thoughts rosebud :)

LOL! Love that one baobab! Thanks so much - I sent that one to him this morning :)

Walk in the Woods said...

What's green and dangerous?

A frog with a machine gun. ::groan::

Grizzly Mountain Arts said...

I just read a great joke and immediately remembered this post! Here goes!

What did one saggy boob say to the other?

We'd better perk up or people will think we're nuts!