A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh...

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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

Okay, now for any blondes out there please forgive me, but hey, I'm blonde! Hair color only that is :) Oh and this very funny joke that made me laugh until I cried was sent to me by my lovely friend Deb.

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Vacation update: My shop is already in "Vacation Mode" while I finish up a couple more orders and then we leave for California in a couple days. I'm SOOOO excited! I'll have my laptop with me and plan on blogging and/or tweeting while there.

Peace, Love & Happiness,

Rocki

Thursday's Chuckle

This morning Mark sent me this little funny story that he received at work. It made me chuckle so thought I would pass it on. Besides, we could all use a little humor!

The Buttocks

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned.

The doctor told the husband that they could not graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny.

So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.

However, the only skin on her body that was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.

The husband and wife both agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from and they requested the doctor also honor their secret.

After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face.

He looked more handsome than he ever had before!

All his friends and family went on and on about his youthful beauty.

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice.

He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"

"My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I ever need

every time I see your mother

kiss you on the cheek."

Tee hee hee,
Rocki

She DID! She did she did I tell ya!

LOL! My sweet sweet friend and sis at heart Sharon (ManaMoon) left a surprise for me this morning. She thought I would REALLY look good with turquoise hair as she knows how much I LOVE that color!

I could barely see through the tears from laughing so hard when I found the little present she left me. I just had to share this very funny photo with everyone! You are just WAY too funny Sis!

Love ya big time!

Rocki

(Move over Pink, Turquoise Rocki is here!)

Got Jokes?

I'm turning to my blogging buddies for jokes. Why, you ask? Because my one-liners have runneth dry. Every morning I text our friends Danny & Margi (Danny is the one with lung cancer) with a silly one liner to start their day off with. I've done this for about 2 months now and am TOTALLY out of jokes.

What am I looking for? Anything really. From silly kid jokes to blonde jokes to dirty jokes to, well, anything goes - EXCEPT no racist jokes - do don't those at all. Danny loves a variety and we all have a bit of warped since of humor.

One-liners are the best as they are easier to text, but I'll take anything. Humor is the best medicine no matter how silly, goofy, dirty, etc. and I need to continue giving them their dose every morning.

For instance:

Why did the male bubble follow the female bubble down the drain?
He wanted to see her bust!
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How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper!
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What do call a bunch of blondes in a freezer?
Frosted Flakes!
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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower with a yellow canary?
Shredded Tweet!
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What did Tigger see when he looked in the toilet?
Pooh!
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What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat'em!
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What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull?
Lipstick!
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What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool?
Air bubbles!

Okay, now that you get the idea, please feel free to submit your jokes in the comment section - as many and as often as you like. Don't be shy now, I'll take ANYTHING and everything (no racists jokes please). Danny's not not shy either, he's an ex-marine and can handle anything thrown at him. He loves to laugh and I love making him laugh.

I'll be back later on today to visit your blogs. I have an orthodontist appointment this morning - I may be laughing with metal in my mouth soon. I wonder if I could make them out of my Sterling Silver.... hmm.

Make me laugh!

☼ Rocki

Gas Prices... need I say more?

These are sadly funny. I know, that doesn't make sense, but what else can we do.

Laughing all the way to the gas station,
☼ Rocki