Top Ten Country Western Songs:10. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body but Mine
9. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed With an Ugly Woman but I've Woke Up With a Few
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
6. I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dogfight Even if I Thought She Could Win
5. I'm so Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off with My Best Friend and I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
2. She Gets Better Lookin' with Every Beer
And the Number One Country & Western song is...
1. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
Thought a little humor would be a fun way to start the weekend :)
Rocki
6 comments:
Those are great! #5 is my favorite! I needed a laugh today, thanks!
Very funny! :)
This are too hilarious!
LuLu~*xoxo
These are all hilarious - may have to steal some of those as one liners! Thanks for the giggle! x
I have been a lousy visitor, but here I am..Just wrote to your sister too..When I saw your country titles..My dad use to tell us of a country song, "I was looking back to see, if she was looking back at me" something like that..we would get the biggest kick out of it.
Have a good weekend. xoxoRosebud.
Thank you for the laughs, i enjoyed them. Here's some swine flu humor you might like:
http://funnytoptens.blogspot.com
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